Home Security Window Sticker | Protected by Gun and Shovel Decal | Funny Gift for Dad
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Some people have a security system. You have a shovel and a sense of humor. This 3" round decal reads "THIS HOME PROTECTED BY GUN AND SHOVEL — ARMED SYSTEM," ringed with 24/7 Property Protection ⁕ Instant Response ⁕ Total Home Security ⁕ Guaranteed. It's styled like the alarm-company stickers on every other window on the block, right up until someone gets close enough to read it. Crossed shotgun and shovel, high-contrast red and black, impossible to miss from the driveway. Perfect For: 🎁 Gifts: The dad, hunter, or buddy who already owns everything and finds this funnier than you do. 🏡 Front Doors & Windows: Rural property, cabin, garage, shop door, gun safe, truck toolbox. 🪧 Anyone Tired of Solicitors: Says "no thanks" in a way a doormat can't. Details: • Size: 3" round • Material: Premium outdoor vinyl, waterproof & UV resistant • Finish: Glossy • Weatherproof — rated for years outdoors on glass, metal, or painted surfaces • Easy to apply, easy to remove, leaves no residue • Free domestic shipping Please note: this is a novelty decal, not a monitored security product, and it is not affiliated with any alarm company. --- VARO Industries — Maker goods, outdoor reference gear, and general weirdness from a workshop in Massachusetts.